Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Ultrasonic Thoughts

I am a new entrant to Blogosphere and I have been studying and attempting "to fit in" over the last couple of months. And I must say that initiative has caused the formation of this blog site of evam. Happened on a saturday i think. KK reacted enthusiastically "what the hell are you talking about?!".... and with that blessing, i have seen this site grow. Grow? Well..kinda. There aint nothing here but photos and press write-ups. Yes...i know...that’s boring and so "not-blog". So i send a stern SMS to KK, on a saturday i think, about how he is not blogging and to start writing and make it more active etc etc. He retorted, “if you are so smart, loser, why don’t you write us something??!"...actually he didn’t say it. He delegated "the process" to one of his 7 dwarfs.

Hitler Karuna called on my mobile and delivered a telegram -
"Article wanted from you. For evam, blog. For Friday launch. Submission on Saturday evening. Any rubbish will be discarded and writer shot".
Later another evam team mate, Vijay called and congratulated me on winning a free Webcam that was all mine for Rs.645/-.

So i have a goal now. To write a blog. What do i write about, i wondered. In fact i complained. I could write about past evam plays but our very own Saaransh has it on his blog called "left-right-centre-down under-up over" or something like that. Maybe i could write on events and all but Kiruba already has them on his blog. Movie reviews? Lazy Geek rules at it. Then i thought i could write about my performance on stage with evam. Like me as the scintillating "Spiro" in DEATH, or the extremely well-played comic "Vinnie" in THE ODD COUPLE or the double action in Python Hysssteria or the stylized entry in BAREFOOT IN THE PARK. But humility is of utmost importance in blogging. SO I can’t talk about myself here. Besides it aint in my character. Since i couldn’t find any relevant topic to write on, i decided that I would write about dolphins.

Dolphins are a great species. Contrary to popular belief that its a mixture of "a Smiley + plastic + mini airplane", it is in fact a mammal. And that means, it has sex and lays offspring. Baby dolphins are called DOLLS and are a great delicacy in Japan. Dolphins are known to hunt in groups. A technique used by wolves and alligators. They spot a school of fish. Then they drive them to a particular spot, they go round and round creating a cylinder of fish, then using their powerful ultrasonic sound waves or something, they stun their prey. Dolphins are known to have huge ego problems especially when it comes to SPEED. They are known to overtake speeding boats and ships to prove a point. Dolphins might be able to predict illness in humans, act as spies for the government and might actually have their own religion.

This article was contributed by Manoj Kumar. Legend has it that he runs **strawberries**.com
(Ed: - all offensive words have been changed to **strawberries**) :P


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grrr!!! Had to spend 700 bucks and register to redirect to my actual site...THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!
-manoj :)

July 13, 2005 11:22 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats what ya get for running around and advertising cheaply :P

and fyi!!! no mammal lays babies.. thats only for the eggs :P

- Hitler :P

July 13, 2005 12:32 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hitler!what have i created?
And that "lays babies" was a joke...loser!! and hey i wasnt advertising..i just added that with the email not for post..(to pull KKs leg)....Cant wait for the next article. And it never comes on a sunday like u said!

July 14, 2005 10:39 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lazy Geek rules at writing movie reviews??? Ha ha ha...

July 14, 2005 10:46 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yer cribbing a lot manoj....its becoming a trend with you! :P

now stop paining us and atleast pretend to work :P

- Kuniyammae

July 14, 2005 2:52 pm  

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